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• It's been a while since I've laughed at Cyanide&Happiness. Disappointing...
• If you heat up something solid, it will melt into a liquid. Ice, glass, metal, plastic, almost everything. Except eggs. Heat up a liquid egg and it becomes solid. I think this is a phenomenon that is largely unrecognized by the world.
• This news story made my day/week/month/year.
• Do midgets have to ride in car seats? Seriously. The American Association of Pediatrics recommends that children should be riding in a car seat until they are 4'9'' tall. No age restrictions. So if someone never reaches that height, shouldn't they have to ride in a car seat?
• Sharon got onto my computer while this post was being edited and tried to insert the phrase "Brandon is a jerk face..." in this spot without me realizing it. Nice try, Sharon.
• Just for that, here's another "Crazy Sharon" moment:
  Sharon "What time do you have to get up?"
  Brandon "Quarter to seven."
  Sharon "Okay, my alarm is set for 6:46."
  Brandon "...why 6:46?"
  Sharon "Because it's a palindrome. What? Stop laughing at me!"
  
• I don't get this commercial. I know they're trying to say "Windows is so easy a three-year-old can use it," but come on... the kid's Asian. She probably wrote the damn computer program.
• I want to meet the advertising executive who first went to Vlassic and said "You know what would really help sell these pickles? A stork who impersonates Groucho Marx."
• Let it be known that I coined the phrase "guano crazy," the censored form of "bat-shit crazy." If you ever hear this, make sure people know I started it.
• If my last name were cooler, I'd totally name my son Remington.
• Poll: Who had the bigger rise and fall?
  "Who Let the Dogs Out" or "The Macarena?"
  Hanson or Smash Mouth?
  Pogs or Magic: The Gathering?